What now?

I don't know what she's talking about but I just overheard Kelsey say, "It's like Denny's at 1 a.m."

Oh you need a little help

We have the opportunity to look at many Web sites during the course of our work. Kelsey found a particularly bad one. That had a sibling.

Kelsey: I finally found the right site. I wouldn't say it's better. It's bad in a different way. And look, they use an apostrophe in the word "e-mail!"

Sucker Punch!

Maria: When you head over will you grab me, but not physically? Well, maybe by the arm.

Laura: I will grab you by the ankle.

Maria: No, because then I will fall and get a black eye. Wait, that might get me out of door duty.

Laura: True. Do you want me to punch you?

Also, where can you buy those black ski cap things?

Maria, yelling over the cube wall: Hey, Kelsey. What do you call those recorder things they have in shopping stores in case people steal things? Me: Um, surveillance cameras? Maria: Yeah. Me: Are you planning on robbing something later? Maria: No, but I did have a dream that my brother and his friends robbed a 7-11 once.

The banana made me do it

Maria is talking to her fruit again. This time, in the midst of a meeting (regarding nothing edible I might add), she said, "Oh. You're gross." in a very disapproving tone. The half-eaten banana was banished to the drawer. Couple of things about this exchange: First, the obvious. The banana can't talk back. Second, if the banana is gross, maybe the garbage would be a better option? But then Maria would have no one to talk to.