Semi-Colon

Kandi Jo: Laura is prejudiced against semi-colons.
Jenni: I have a semi-colon.
Laura: Sounds like a personal problem.
Jenni: I do. I had six inches of it removed.

What did you say?

Me: I'm looking at a webcam of Prague.
Kelsey: Why are you looking at a webcam of a frog?

Mock turtlenecks

Kelsey:  So what you're telling me is that a) there are sleeveless mock turtlenecks and b) you choose to support those?

It doesn't need to be complicated

An unnamed person on our team summed up our frustrations about the view that the latest shiny object = the silver bullet that will make our product more popular, effective, what not.

Making things complicated makes them more effective.

Paper clip remover

Laura: Does anyone have a paperclip remover?

Jenni: Yes, my fingers.