Me: I have three lamps in my office.
Thad: One... two... three... ah, ha, ha. Three lamps. [in the voice of the count]
Me: Does the Count have a last name?
Kelsey: I'll look it up. Nope. He's just the Count.
Thad: There's a video on YouTube that has part of the Count's song bleeped out.
Thad: There's a Muppet Wiki.
Kelsey: Of course there is.
Thad: The Count's favorite TV show is 24. I'm reading the Count trivia.
